I'll just ... be here.

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

comickit:

I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything

itsforsciencejohn:

tenoko1:

carry-on-my-otp:

supermishamiga:

seraphlimonade:

I swear, just click.

but omg imagine Sam setting this as Dean’s ringtone for Cas and Dean jumping when he hears that sound and is like “Is that yours” to Sam, who just bursts out laughing and Dean sees it’s his phone ringing oH GOD :’))))

i laughed harder than i thought i would

Better still, Sam sneakily borrows Cas’ phone to call Dean while they’re all in the library after discretely hiding Dean’s phone under some paper, and Dean’s face just goes redder and redder whie desperately throwing everything off the table trying to find the damn thing and shut it up, all the while Cas is so confused why Dean is freaking out and why Sam in doubled over laughing so hard he has tears just STREAMING down his face.

Jesus I haven’t heard this song in forever!

(Source: cinensis)

satsunon:

when you wait for the beat to drop before you start throwing snacks at people

convivial-cassadia:

fabuliciousfangirl:

d0ubleteamed:

thelanguager:

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

I will kill all of you

the titanic already took care of that

iT GOT BETTER

I laughed
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convivial-cassadia:

fabuliciousfangirl:

d0ubleteamed:

thelanguager:

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

I will kill all of you

the titanic already took care of that

iT GOT BETTER

I laughed

(Source: blazepress)

bounoromato:

cokeflow:

I CAN SHOW U THE WORLD

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?
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bounoromato:

cokeflow:

I CAN SHOW U THE WORLD

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?

(Source: blupesca)

throhing:

stiffnips4wintersoldier:

lifelikeslemons:

rairii:

cupcakemichi:

moonykins:

Things nobody ever tells you about vagina bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF

holy shit i was so embarrassed about this

OH MY GOD

WHAT?????

the-lady-of-mirkwood:

dontknowchev:



What a waste of space.

did you just

(Source: -kokoro)

(Source: constructionpaperandtears)

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

dierwolf:

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead

(Source: dierwolf)

condensedbloodmilk:

trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

watching this video was like sitting in a car accelerating to 150, slamming the breaks, spinning out of control, and barley missing a head on collision with a semi-truck.

(Source: hostedscripts)

angry-slowpoke:

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantronevery time someones like "please take out your number 2 pencil"take it out and scream
“ME HOY MENOY”

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angry-slowpoke:

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream

ME HOY MENOY”

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